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English Slogans
The slogan of your choice is included in the t-shirt's price.
These slogans are just virtual ideas. Since we only print "on demand", we can also print your own slogan at no extra cost to you. (text only)
Air
Help keep the air clean, stop eating baked beans and pea soup.
Reduce your air consumption, stay in bed all day.
Energy
Rent a goat to mow and fertilize your lawn at the same time.
A sheep will mow and fertilize your lawn at the same time.
Reduce your daily travel costs to and from work, quit your job.
“Borrowing” gas from crooked oil companies is perfectly acceptable.
Don’t use your own car, borrow somebody else’s.
I hate.
I hate broccoli
I hate spinach
I hate governments trying to run our private lives
I hate my wife
I love
I love pizzas
I love chocolate
I love your wife
Plastic Bags.
When supermarkets stop using plastic bags, we’ll have to use bigger and sturdier garbage bags taking twice as long to decay in landfills.
Even if supermarkets stop using plastic bags, we’ll still have to use them to pick up after the dog.
We NEED plastic bags, try picking up dog shit with a reusable grocery gag.
We NEED plastic bags, try picking up dog shit with a paper bag.
We NEED plastic bags, the hell with pseudo ecologists.
We NEED plastic bags, how else can you carry wet , damp or smelly items like fish, seafood and blue cheese ?
We NEED plastic bags, how else can you protect you bicycle seat from the rain ?
We need degradable plastic bags, not a ban on plastic bags.
There will always be a need for plastic bags.
Ecologists are very often a subsidized public nuisance with their own hidden agenda.
SAQ
The SAQ charges 5¢ per plastic bag. How about a 5¢ rebate if we bring our own ?
Save the environment, bring your empty wine and liquor bottles back to the SAQ stores
Help the SAQ protect the environment, bring back your empties to their stores.
Will we ever get fair and decent prices at the SAQ ?
Single
YYYeeehhh, after suffering all these years, I’m finally single.
I survived, I’m free and single again.
At last … I’m single again.
At last I’m single again. What happens now ?
I’m single … how does this thing work again ?
Single and happy.
Single and happy … most of the time.
I’m single, doesn’t it show ?
Single and available André L. 450 671-7414
Single and available but … very picky
I'm a very nice and stable guy, just ask any of my 32 ex-girlfriends
Water
Help conserve water, shower with a friend or two.
Save water, shower with a friend or two.
Water should be seen and heard not smelled.
Water should not be green and slimy.
Save water, build and use your own outhouse.
Don’t drink water it will make your insides rust.
Water will make your insides rust.
STOP giving away our pure ground water to bottling plants, would you give oil away for free ?
We have to stop giving away our pure ground water to bottling plants, do oil producing countries give it away ?